Sketch: NHS Listening Exercises

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DAVID CAMERON is standing in front of NICK CLEGG and TWO SMARTLY DRESSED WOMEN. They are seated, while Cameron stands, like a teacher addressing a class.

Cameron is holding a marker pen. Next to him, there’s a stand with a flip chart. The cover page reads NHS LISTENING EXERCISES.

CAMERON                 Ladies and gentlemen of the Cabinet and the NHS. I think we all know why we’re here…

CLEGG                        (eagerly putting hand in air) Ooh, ooh, I know, Mr Cameron! I know!

CAMERON                 Yes, Clegg?

CLEGG                        It’s to practice our listening exercises!

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April 5, 2011

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Sketch: Postman Pat and his redundant cat

A sketch I just wrote for Newsrevue about this news story.

The Royal Mail has announced that it’s axing 1,700 jobs – meaning that even the most useful and important postal workers could sadly be facing the chop…

MUSIC                         Postman Pat theme tune

POSTMAN PAT sits across a desk from his BOSS. He is cuddling a black and white toy cat that looks suspiciously like Jess.

PAT’S BOSS                Pat, I’m sorry…

POSTMAN PAT            Thirty years! Thirty bloody years!

BOSS                           I know …

PAT                              I started in 1981! Don’t you remember? The same year as Dangermouse! (stroking cat) There, there, Jess, shh…

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March 22, 2011

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The London Comedy Writers Festival asked me some questions…

…and I answered them! Because I was brought up correctly. See below, and on the London Comedy Writers Festival website here.

Comedy Is A.Mann’s World: Q&A With Andrea Mann

Only a few weeks ago, Andrea Mann was an aspiring writer looking for a break. Now, she’s making waves at BBC radio comedy – spinning heads with her rapid rise. Read our inspiring in-depth Q&A with Andrea to see how she succeeded and how our very own Screenwriters’ Festival played a big part.

Tell us about your background before becoming a comedy writer.

I worked as a cinema manager, then a stand-up comedy promoter and then an interactive TV manager before redundancy gave me the kick up the butt to pursue a career as a ‘creative’ myself and not just facilitate the fruits of other creative people’s labour.  So I took the leap into being a professional singer (I’d been doing jazz open mic slots for a while) and while I became a freelance writer on the web to pay the rent, I actually came to realise that I love writing as much as I love making music…

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March 14, 2011

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