Sketch: Slut bunnies

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Two scantily clad WOMEN are standing posing, cupping their boobs and generally being provocative-slash-sexy.

A MALE REPORTER approaches them, notepad/camera in hand.

REPORTER          I must say, I think it’s wonderful what you’re doing.

The Women look a little confused, but accept his compliment.

REPORTER          I just think it’s really important… Standing up for what you believe in.

WOMAN 1             Er, thanks.

REPORTER          I mean:  it’s important that you assert yourself as women.

WOMAN 2              Yeah, that’s what we think, too!

REPORTER          You should be able to dress however you like!

WOMAN  1              Exactly!

A beat.

REPORTER           This ‘Slut March’ was such a great idea, wasn’t it?

The Women look confused.

WOMAN 2               But we’re here for the Playboy launch….