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Two scantily clad WOMEN are standing posing, cupping their boobs and generally being provocative-slash-sexy.
A MALE REPORTER approaches them, notepad/camera in hand.
REPORTER I must say, I think it’s wonderful what you’re doing.
The Women look a little confused, but accept his compliment.
REPORTER I just think it’s really important… Standing up for what you believe in.
WOMAN 1 Er, thanks.
REPORTER I mean: it’s important that you assert yourself as women.
WOMAN 2 Yeah, that’s what we think, too!
REPORTER You should be able to dress however you like!
WOMAN 1 Exactly!
A beat.
REPORTER This ‘Slut March’ was such a great idea, wasn’t it?
The Women look confused.
WOMAN 2 But we’re here for the Playboy launch….